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08/16/2010 - Orlando, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Orlando Magic have signed forward Stanley Robinson, the team's second-round pick in the 2010 NBA Draft. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.
Robinson, who was taken 59th overall, played on Orlando's summer league team and averaged 5.4 points and 5.2 rebounds.
The 6-foot-9 forward enjoyed a successful collegiate career at Connecticut, playing in 126 games over four seasons. He helped the Huskies reach the Final Four in 2009 and averaged 14.5 points and 7.6 boards as a senior in 2009-10.
<< Panthers bring WR Smith off PUP list
Spartanburg, SC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Carolina Panthers activated wide
receiver Steve Smith off the physically unable to perform list Monday.
The moved frees Smith, who suffered a broken left arm in June while playing
flag footba
<< Johnson's PGA snafu was avoidable
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - What happened to Dustin Johnson on Sunday
at the PGA Championship was cruel, vicious, heartbreaking and borderline
tragic.
"Joke."
"Terrible for golf."
Tim Rosaforte of the Golf Channel reported some
<< Dodgers, Braves conclude series at Turner Field
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The absence of a couple of key regulars didn't affect the
Atlanta Braves' offense in their last outing. The National League East front-
runners will attempt to build off Sunday's scoring barrage when they complete
a four-game
<< NCAA prospects fast tracking to the NHL
Toronto, Canada (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - With the decision to forego college,
Toronto Maple Leafs prospect Jerry D'Amigo and Montreal Canadiens first rounder
Jarred Tinordi have joined a growing list of NHL draft picks to put down the
books in favor
Swedish defender Majstorovic joins Celtic >>
Glasgow, Scotland (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Sweden international Daniel Majstorovic
has joined Celtic on a two-year deal after spending the last two seasons with
AEK Athens.
The 33-year-old, who played for his country in last week's friendly
Liverpool will not appeal Cole red card >>
Liverpool, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Liverpool have decided not to appeal
against the red card dished out to Joe Cole in the 1-1 draw with Arsenal at
Anfield on Sunday.
Cole, who was making his league debut for the Reds, was shown
Rachel Alexandra goes through Monday work >>
Saratoga Springs, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Reigning Horse of the Year Rachel
Alexandra had her next-to-last workout for her next start at Saratoga Race
Course. Trainer Steve Asmussen is preparing the champion filly for Saratoga's
$300,00
Kerr back to No. 1 in world rankings >>
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Cristie Kerr returned to No. 1 in this
week's edition of the world rankings.
Despite the LPGA Tour having the week off, Kerr, who moved to first with her
win at the LPGA Championship, is up one to
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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